What I learned in Mexico
1. I love the sun
2. Pedestrians don't have the right of way
3. Mexican water means tequila
4. Don't drink the water
5. Beer just isn't as good (2% alcohol content)
6. Mixed drink like daiquiris and Pina Coladas however are excellent (40% alcohol content - give or take a few)
7. Marathon vomiting isn't fun, but is an excellent upper body workout
8. Mexican clubs are amazing - huge and clean
9. Buenos Dias, Buenos Noches, Cuba Libra por favor, Gracias and Hola are all you'll ever need to get around Peurto Vallarta
10. I want to live all-inclusive poor
11. Canadian guys in Mexico aren't all good guys
12. The ocean has a sick sense of humor - all kick you when you're down
13. I was meant to always have a tan
14. Married siblings will always skip me first in Phase 10
15. Bartering is much more fun than buying
I'm sure there is more, Mexico was amazing.
Happy New Year!!!
2. Pedestrians don't have the right of way
3. Mexican water means tequila
4. Don't drink the water
5. Beer just isn't as good (2% alcohol content)
6. Mixed drink like daiquiris and Pina Coladas however are excellent (40% alcohol content - give or take a few)
7. Marathon vomiting isn't fun, but is an excellent upper body workout
8. Mexican clubs are amazing - huge and clean
9. Buenos Dias, Buenos Noches, Cuba Libra por favor, Gracias and Hola are all you'll ever need to get around Peurto Vallarta
10. I want to live all-inclusive poor
11. Canadian guys in Mexico aren't all good guys
12. The ocean has a sick sense of humor - all kick you when you're down
13. I was meant to always have a tan
14. Married siblings will always skip me first in Phase 10
15. Bartering is much more fun than buying
I'm sure there is more, Mexico was amazing.
Happy New Year!!!
posted by Jessi at
9:15 AM
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8 Comments:
Ha! Poor All-Inclusive! Love it! Mexico was amazing! Pedro and Mario will always hold a special place in my heart for never allowing me to go thristy.
Hey babes. Lets go live all inclusive! Love the idea. There is just no appeal in LEthbridge
Chryslyn, here's the dealio:
Summertime, two weeks in Mexico, two weeks in England and two weeks in Venice... Surely we can take a month and a half to live for once can't we??
Now we just need a rich older gentleman to sponsor our trip... or else win the lottery.
Love the idea, Jess. But the older gentleman? Kinda kinky-whorish, no? Still, you thinkin' on the right tracks with the month-and-a-half vacation.
And Chryslyn, it POOR ALL INCLUSIVE. Its more fun that way!
Jess: Question for ya. Since you're in the know with the singles out there....
Are Jodie and Brodie hookin' up?
hmmm about the older gentleman. we better start visiting some senior's homes... that way they can sponsor our trips without getting in the way. Busy later?
I'll meet you at 7:00 at Green Acres.. We can chat up the wrinkled hotties over a game of bingo
Jess, if I've got your email address right I've sent you some messages from our friend, Stewie...
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